Name: Chris
Position on the F.S. Delusion: handyman
Symbol: 
For a long time the only male Fantasy Sailor, Sailor Satyr still curses the day that he became a Sailor. While the unearthly powers are cool, they aren't quite worth the traumatizing experience of transforming into a female every now and then. Especially since, as a female, he tends to have a rather pronounced bosom. This, added to the fact that Sailor Satyr has powers similar to Sailor Unicorn's powers of seduction, often spells trouble, since he can't really control his body's pheremone output. While he feels that it wouldn't be to bad to have females raving over him, this occurrence only happens when he's a girl...
In an attempt to emphasize the fact that he's "manly" (ha!), he wears big, steel-toed army boots. (Possibly so that he can stomp on the feet of any overly-enthusiastic admirers...)
Sailor Satyr also shares Sailor Siren's ability to charm people through music, though he uses the pan pipes instead of flutes or piccolos. However, there is one small problem with this: Sailor Satyr doesn't know how to play the pan pipes. In order to make up for this, he keeps on trying to snitch other people's methods of mass destruction – mobile suits, Pokémon, Digimon, and Clow Cards are not safe from his curiosity. Fortunately, he has been unable to get together the materials to build a mobile suit, can't find any Pokémon or Digimon, and Sailor Xork has convinced him that the only way to get Clow Cards to work is to wear frilly pink outfits.
The world is safe... for now...
