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Lina vs. Gourry: The Fight for the Piece of Meat
By Chibi Anime Boy

	"No, Gourry that piece of meat is mine," said Lina.

	"No, Lina this piece of meat is mine," said Gourry.

	"I know, we will have a eating contest," said both of
them. They saw Amelia joining in, too. They started to eat.
When it was over, Amelia won! Then she ate that meat right
in front of them. Lina took that meat, and then Gourry took
it. When they attacked each other they burned the meat.
Everyone was angry. Then Xellos came. So he talked about
the fight. Then they got so mad they destroyed the earth.

Now a word from our sponsor:

	"Hey Timmy, you and I have to talk. Why'd you make this
story?" Lina said. 

	"Sorry folks, she destroyed the world again," said Timmy.

This was a word from our sponsor.