Usagi scrambled out of her school panting for breath. She had just finished serving her detention and Heruna-sensei had assigned her a huge essay to do over night that account for half of her final grade. Suddenly she heard a loud noise behind her.

"Hello, you must be Sailor Moon," cried a girl in a bright orange sailor outfit.

"Minako, what the hell are you doing?" Usagi gasped.

"I'm not Minako," the girl complained with a glare, "I'm SAILOR CARROT!!!!!!!"

"Excuse me?"

Just then, one more sailor scout and a green cat (with a weird yellow swirly thing on its forehead) appeared behind Sailor Carrot. The girl was dressed in a blue sailor suit and had long black hair (not to mention a stunning figure).

"OH HOHOHOHO! I'm Sailor A.M.O. I'm here to destroy you for your fashion crime! OH HOHOHOHO!" she laughed

"HEY! Whaddya mean fashion crime?" Usagi snapped as Mamoru appeared behind her.

"The buns, lady," Sailor A.M.O. rolled her eyes, "That hairdo is sooooo 1994."

Spotting Mamoru, Sailor Carrot squealed and leaped into his arms.

"Mamoru, you are next on our list of fashion crimes," the orange obsessed Scout cried, "I mean, how could you even think of giving up that great Moonlight Knight disguise? That Tuxedo Mask thing is sooooo dorky, especially the hat."

"HEY! That's my spot you're in Sailor Carrot!" Sailor A.M.O. complained.

"Why?" Sailor Carrot asked.

"Because my name is Sailor Anime/Male Obsessed Scout!" she said putting her hands on her hips.

"Well you already have Zelgadis, Kurama and Trunks under your spell," Sailor Carrot protested, "I need someone AND Mamoru is just so cute! Plus he's gonna need a girlfriend soon."

Sailor A.M.O. thought about that for a second and nodded.

"I guess, but DON'T let me catch you with MY men. OH HOHOHOHO!" she laughed.

"Stick your tongues back into your mouth!"

The two Fashion Scouts looked at their green cat and leader.

"What's up Anne?" they asked.

"You two forgot what our mission was!" Anne protested.

Just then Artimis came up and Anne squealed with delight. She zoomed over to the white cat and began purring. Sailor A.M.O. looked amused.

"And what were you saying about our tongues?" she asked, "And what about the mission?"

Anne sulked for a bit and then morphed into Sailor Kitty.

"Well then let's get this over with and then go on some dates!" she said and whipped out a flame, "Time to burn that horrid tuxedo."

"Especially that hat," Sailor Carrot said jumping down from Mamoru's arms and pulled out carrot swords.

"Time for a hair cut blondie," Sailor A.M.O. grinned and pulled out a pair of scissors.

"ATTACK!!!" the three Fashions Scouts cried.

Moments later, Mamoru lost his best tuxedo and Usagi found herself with an Ami styled hairdo. Sailor Carrot grinned and held up a bottle.

"I'm so glad I remembered the blue hair dye!" she squealed.

Ami came strolling around the corner.

"Oh Usagi I LOVE your new hairstyle," Ami said, "but you're biting off of mine!"

"Oh just shut up! I'm going to go buy a burger," Usagi huffed and stomped out of there with Ami close behind.

Sailor Kitty started chanting and transformed Artimis into a cute guy.

"DIBS!" Sailor A.M.O. shouted and hopped into his arms.

"HEY, ARTIMIS IS MY GUY!" Sailor Kitty protested, "I'm the one that transformed him!"

But Sailor A.M.O. didn't hear her for she had just spotted something black crawling up Artimis's arms. She quickly jumped out and shoved Sailor Kitty into her place.

"You can have him!" she gasped.

"What made you change your mind?" Sailor Carrot whispered into Sailor A.M.O.'s ear.

"The guy has fleas." she answered shuddering at the thought..

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