Yeah!!!! I finally finished a fic! And it's a Weird World one too!!! I warn you, i started writing this in three different perspectives, and as the story progresses, the perspectives become less. But you can always tell by that symbol. Or sometimes (for the limericks) its @.@. Well, you get my point. And just so you don't think I'm crazy, I've added a few of the conspiracy's that I think are going on at my school. =) Enjoy!

"Where? Where am I?" was the frantic cry of a young girl. "Help me! Somebody! Help me!" the girl ran around screaming and clutching to everyone in sight. They turned her away, then finally, some on held on to her.

"You're safe now. No one can hurt you now." was the soothing voice of a man. He helped the girl slowly to his cottage.

"Thank you." the girl coughed out. The man looked her over carefully. Her cough and constant sniffling meant that she was sick, her tattered rags meant she was on the road for a long time, her hair was an absolute mess and she looked dangerously under weight.

"Come, you must be hungry. What would you like to eat?" But before he could hear her answer, he felt her go limp. And in doing so, he took her into his arms and carried her as if he was taking her to their wedding bed, even though that fantasy could never become a reality. He took her to his cottage, gently placing her onto his couch. Feeling her forehead, he decided it better to put ice and cold cloths over her body than a blanket or two.

She stirred, mumbling nonsensical names and words. "Let. Leave. Boredom. Tired. Hungry. Help me!"

The man no longer had a clear view of this girls' past. He thought she was harassed or something along those lines. But now, now he had another view. Her tattered rags of what she was wearing were ripped not from the weather, or even the earth, but of her creatures.

A sudden jolt of pain shot through his ears. She was screaming. She was kicking, and she was frightened. He carefully tried to restrain her without himself getting hurt.

"Still no sign of her?" the man inquisited.

"N-no my Lord." an obviously scared guard stammered.

"And why is that?" He asked quieter, more politely, hoping to get an answer other than "No."

"Any sign of her yet?" an Asian girl asked.

"Sorry Jean. I've searched her usual places, no sign of her there."

"Darn!" Jean cursed many more obscenities before being stopped Mandy.

"Jean, calm down. Mary'll turn up in a few days. And then we'll grill her for information and pound her!"

"MANDY!" the long haired girl shouted. "We can't do that to Mary. What if something REALLY bad happened to her."

Mandy let out a groan of defeat. She whimpered, she gave the puppy dog face, it wasn't being bought. "Drat" she replied.

"Anne, I'm really beginning to get worried. Mary has never been gone this long without leaving a note, or sending someone to tell us she's all right."

"I know." said Anne, " And that's why I'm worried."

"I WANT HER BACK NOW!!!!" his voice boomed throughout the castle walls.

"Y-yes your Lord ship. Right away." The men with swastika like designs on their uniforms said.

The man sat there watching the girl no more than 18 summers, and no less than 14. He sighed. He was glad to have not the joy of children. To many things could happen to them.

The girl was shivering he realized. He ran to his room to grab a blanket over her. She smiled. That was the first time he'd seen her smile, and he liked it.

She stirred. "Jes' 5 mo' minutes mommy...." she said, barely audible. A few seconds later there was a booming knock at the door. The girl jumped up and yelled, "I'm up! I'm up!" He chuckled and went to open the door.

"In the name of Lord Boredom I, we demand any knowledge of this girl!" the loud man preceded with a picture. The man gazed in astonishment at the picture before him. It was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her curly brown hair, olive skin, green eyes, and that smile, the smile! That was the very same smile that he had seen on the girl now back asleep on his couch. What would Lord Boredom want with her?

"I regret not seeing her. She is....most beautiful. May I know what she did?"

"That is for you to take up with your lord, priest!" He clicked his heels together and marched off to the next house.

I'm a monk, retard! And I think I will take this up with Lord Hoggie, Dorothy. The monk smirked and shut his door. He walked over to the now sleeping girl. He thought of making buzzing noises to see if she'd wake up, but he decided she needed her sleep. He sat down, looked at her innocent face, and caressed it gently with his hand.

"Drat!" Lord Boredom said. "If I don't get that harlot back, she'll tell her little weird friends about my secret!" He paced up and down the main hall, his guards sweatdropping. "And I simply CAN'T afford that. Especially not when I'm so close.

Anne's fingers snapped, "I've got it!"

"Huh?"Was the only expected response. Instead, Jean saliva was found on the floor next to her heart shaped eyed body.

"We HAVE to talk with Erin."

"That's it?!?! That's all?!?! I was doing a very important assignment and you disturb me for this?" cried Erin.

"Sleep is not an important assignment." said a voice from above.

"I beg to differ." was Anne's reply which was followed by several ditto's. Anne went back to talking secretly with Erin for a few moments. Mandy and Jean decidedly got sick of not hearing, so they decided to eves drop. Unfortunately, the only thing they heard was Anne's pleading voice, "Please."

"Is everything all right my lord?" a soldier asked.

"Is everything Okay? OKAY! OF COURSE EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!"

"Should I call off your plans?"

"NO!" and now a little more quietly, "No, everything WILL go on as planned. All we can do is hope we can find Mary before her friends do."

"Very well."

He poured the noodles into the boiling water. Ah, modern day conveniences. What would I do without them?

"Probably starve to death."

Shocked, the monk turned around. The girl was up and about. But he didn't hear her get off of the couch. "How? When? Wha?" the monk managed to get out.

All the girl could do was stare at him blankly; eyes watering. The cockiness that had once been there had deserted her and left her full of fear.

"Hello." he said. " Would you care to sit down?" She nodded and he led her to a chair in the kitchen. "I am called John, and I am master of this cottage. Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?" The girl shook her head "no". "Good. Now, may I have the privilege of knowing your name?"

She opened her mouth to speak, and no sound came out. She closed it and paused. She opened it to say, "I can't remember."

"We're ready your Lordship."

"Good. Very good."

"Shall we begin?"

"No." He silenced any difference in opinions with a movement of his hand. "We will wait and see if Mary turns up. Your search will be through, and it will, won't it captain? I can NOT afford to loose this battle."

The captain shook his head yes, clicked his heals and left the room.

"Ah, here we are, Mary Headquarters! Breathe in that air." Erin said joyfully.

"Mary what?!?!?!" Jean and Mandy cried in unison.

"Fine. You want a more general term that isn't used in a state of Weird World Emergency? Fine. It's called Maryland.

Jean surveyed the area, it seemed pretty normal. Something out of a Monet or Van Gogh painting. Jean looked over a town looking area. No cement, all river stones. No cars, all horses. Well, Mary has condemned the use of cars. She always did want it like this......She saw Cinderella mailing a letter, Phil chasing a Nymph, women in corsets, Scottish men walking around carrying axes, Bishonen bathing, a Romeo- WAIT A SEC!!! BISHONEN BATHING!!! Jean ran towards the au natural bishonen, but before she could, a mysterious man caught her by the pant loop.

"Not so fast little lady. These men are property of Mary. Now unless I'm mistaken, you aren't Mary." Jean struggled against the man, kicking, biting punching and swearing. Nothing worked. This guy must be something else, in fact he was, he was a junior. Jean finally gave up, the guy let her go, and she went to go sulk on a moss patch.

"Erin!"

"Kyle!" The two familiars embraced each other. "So Kyle, how's it going? Here in Maryland, I mean."

"Not to good. Mary's been on vacation a LONG time. But then again, there are some perks of her being gone so long." A smile spread across his face directed towards Erin. She elbowed him.

"Kyle will take you to Mary's Palace. He will show you what you want to know." And with that she left smiling.

"What can I do to waste time until that weirdo is found?" Boredom paced up and down his hall. "I know! I'll watch that play she was always quoting." He called for his guards. "Bring me... Testicles and ye olde Sac of Rome!" This is an AWESOME play done out at the Renaissance Faires. One line in the play can describe it all....'The Queen has rated this play Ren Faire 14- so if you don't know where babies come from, you will by the end of the play.' You'll learn that and a WHOLE lot more."

"You can't remember?" he asked.

"No. I thought I did and then I forgot." The girl said quietly.

John sat there thinking a moment. "Okay, do you remember where you are from? Or where you were going?"

Once again the girl opened her mouth and once more no sound came out. She sat there a few minutes grilling her brain for the information it was supposed to have. She gave up. "I'm sorry. I can't even remember how old I am." She sighed and slouched in the chair.

"There once was a man from Rangoon!

Who's farts could be heard from the moon!

When you'd least expect them,

They'd rip from his rectum,

Like the roar of an angry Baboon."

(This is the first opening limerick to the play. There is supposed to be an echo, but that would take me too long to write it all out. But it IS quite funny, ne? @.@)

"This way!" Kyle called. He wasn't to far ahead of the girls, but with Jean salivating over the "scenery", who would be right behind Kyle?

The group took a break behind a waterfall. Anne surveyed the scenery, there were hundreds of birds in the air, fish in the water and cute critters on land. Heaven. I should come here more often.

Mandy however, took a different appeal to Maryland. Needs more Orange.

"Jeanie wanna wanna bishonen!!!" She tried to stray from the group, but Kyle had seen the difficulties ahead, and put a leash on her. Doesn't anyone trust me?

"We should be there in a few minutes, then you'll get to see the Control Room." Kyle said.

Mandy and Jean looked at each other and whispered: "Control Room?"

"There once was a woman from Nizess!

Who had breasts of two different sizes!

One was small

And worth nothing at all,

But the other was large and won prizes!"

(Another fantabulous limerick. This one works sooooo well with my upper appearances.......@.@)

"Okay..." John sat there patiently thinking what he should ask next. "Well, would you like to know about me?" The girl shook her head in a yes fashion. "Very well." he took in a deep breathe. " Well, my name is Roger, and I am studying to become a monk. I've lived here 10 years, since I was 7. Is there anything else you want to know?"

"How I came to be here." Her manner was shy and her eyes did not make contact with his, they strayed all over his kitchen.

"Well, I was walking in the market place when a hallucinatory woman- you- screamed and yelled for help. You grabbed onto me, and I didn't' turn you away. I took you back here and you've been out since. Well, except when the guard came, you sort of woke up, but went right back to sleep." He smiled remembering her doing that. "Now, on the subject on your name, since you can't remember, what would you like me to call you?"

The girl was caught off guard. She couldn't remember the last time someone had asked her what she wanted. As a matter of fact, she couldn't remember a lot of things. "Thank. you."

He smiled, "For what?" Roger had found her politeness cute.

"For-asking--me my-opinion." Her speech was slow. She stuttered. It was like she was afraid of the person in front of her.

"Well, what is the name you would like?"

She thought a few moments, "Would you mind if I had a book to read, or a naming book for babies, at the moment i can't even remember any name but yours John."

"Sure." He went to the book case and handed her a copy of "Dragon's Touchstone". She accepted the book gladly and slowly walked into the living room, as if she was expecting someone to jump out at her. A few hours later, she walked back into the kitchen. "Myri. That will be my name." ("Dragon's Touchstone" is an excellent book written by Irene Radford. In the story, Myri is married to the master magician Nimbulan. Myri is a witch who is a telepath, a healer and many other things. This book in particular is VERY good. I really recommend it. But you should read the one before it: "The Last Battlemage". Oh, wait, maybe it's the other way around. Oh bother, I can never get these things right.....)

"There once was a man from Kildair!

Who was having his wife on the stair!

The banister broke

So he doubled his stroke

And finished her off in mid-air!"

(Can you guess where this came from?@.@)

"Welcome to Headquarters!" cried Kyle.

Mandy and Jean were to busy 'Wow'ing to notice Anne walk over to a door labeled 'Donde esta Mary?' This was a dead give away for Mandy. Jean sat there trying to pronounce the foreign language. What Mandy couldn't figure out was how Anne knew to go to that door- Anne was in French.....

(M.E. is in Spanish 3, I'm in Spanish 2, Rapunzel (Anne) is in French 2 and Blue Jeans is in Spanish 1.....poor girl.)

"Mandy. Snap out of it!" Mandy did snap out of it but she knew not who jabbed her in the stomach, or else she would have Carrot Bombed them repeatedly.

"Come in, sophomores. You may look, but only Anne and I may touch." Mandy could tell that Kyle was serious but Jean wanted to see how far she could push him. Jean found out; she pushed to far: She hit a button. The result was her being bagged and duct taped to the empty wall.

Thank God I can restrain myself.....thought Mandy.

"Now Anne. When this place was set up, Fred made one and only rule for this land. It was that Mary had some sort of tracking device on her at ALL times. We complied. This map shows Mary location for a month at a time."

"How do you know?"

"When Mary takes her showers, she takes off all of her jewelry. While she was taking one, we put a tracking device in the necklace that Mandy got her. The one that looks like a locket, but really isn't. She never takes that thing off of her for more than 20 minutes a day." Kyle was about to continue, but Anne interjected.

" So that's how we are always been able to retrieve Mary's 'possessions' so quickly. I always thought it was because we had Hiei tail her. Well, that was until she started to hit on him, then he insisted on being reassigned." (There's a fic about that one! I really recommend that one too!)

"Exactly! Now, we've been tracking all of the places Mary has been in the last week or so. She started off here." Kyle pointed to a place near a cliff.

Anne gasped "That's Bordem Hoggie's Palace! What would Mary have doing there?" Jean started to move and disrupt the empty wall. Kyle got fed up with it and punched the bag. It stopped moving after everyone heard a few obscenities.

"WHY IN THE NAME OF FRED DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!" Mandy growled. She was getting ready to throw a new mixture of Carrot Balls: extra sticky that last EXTRA long. But before she could, Anne stopped her. Mandy growled in disapprovement.

"I don't agree with his methods either. But I need him alive if we are to find Mary. Besides, I was ready to do something along those lines myself. Jean was just too noisy for me to concentrate."

"May I continue?" Kyle saw Anne nod. "This dotted line in blue shows where she was after she left Hoggie's Palace. It goes for two days, where she stopped here. This is the village of Snowsdale. It's still inside Boredom's boundaries, so we don't know if she's okay. But we do now that she is alive." (Snowsdale is a town in the state of Galla. This is in reference to a book written by Tamora Pierce. It's the first in the series 'The Immortals'. Very good book.)

Mandy was confused at this. "How do you know she's alive? All she has on her is a tracker. Which still blinks even if the wearer isn't alive."

Kyle was prepared with another long explanation, but decided to keep it short and concise, since Jean showed signs of life now. "Her ring. The topaz and diamond one. She has that off even less than her necklace. That ring has been her family for three generations. Therefore, her family ties with that ring are strong. In the bottom of the Topaz we placed a miniature pulsinator. It steals the heat radiated off of Mary's body to do all of this high tech stuff. But in short, it won't work once her pulse has stopped for an six hours. We don't know that for sure, we haven't had the time to test it. Fred thought that she was getting into some trouble once Anne started to take her out to faire. So we wanted to make sure that she was okay. As far as we know, she is."

The bag moved. Dammit, there's still more I have to find out. "Kyle, is there a closet in here? Jean is starting to move again."

"Sure thing Anne. Right over there, the key is on the inside." He saw her puzzled look. "Don't ask, remember. This is Maryland." She smiled. Right....

"There once was a man from Peru,
Who thought Limericks ended at line two."

( Kawaii....Jean and Annabelle didn't get it.....silly people. @.@)

"Alright, Myri." he smiled. "That's a beautiful name. But why didn't you choose the other names? There are so many to choose from."

She was still acting indifferent from John, anyone could see that. But her confidence had been building up, especially since she had finished that book. I knew that book would come in handy someday, he thought.

"Did you say something, John?" He shook his head no. It's like she's reading my thoughts, just like Myri.....

"Anyway, I just felt that I most closely related with her. Even the name sounds familiar. I don't know how, it just is."

John sat there a moment, puzzled. Why does she feel so close with Myri? "Well, what do you want to do, Myri?" He was suddenly feeling confident. He leaned in. The door bell rang. Oh my gentle Jesus! Can't i just have one moment of peace anymore?

Before he could reach the door, it bust open. Three guards came in, armed.

"In the name of Lord Boredom the 1st, we, arrest you, one John the Baptist Jr., and you" they screamed, pointing at Myri." One Mary, Demon of the Weird World, Ruler of Maryland." John looked at his guest, he was going to ask her if it was all true, but she seemed to be so horrified by the three men busting into his home, she fainted.

"Take her. Boredom wants her alive!" the leader looked at John. "And you! You will be judged with this, this harlot!"

And with that the two were dragged out of Snowsdale and taken to Boredom's Palace.

"Lord Hoggie! We are happy to report that the girl 'Mary' has been taken into custody. She also had a monk with her. We took him too. At the moment they are sharing a cell. Anything else that you want, your lordship?"

"YOU'RE LETTING THEM SHARE A CELL?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN AT ALL?!?!?!? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT I CALL HER A HARLOT! SHE DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN TO WANT THAT NAME, YOU KNOW!!!!!" While Boredom was on fire, the guard was busy searching his mental files for a good answer. After two minutes of steam, he found one.

"She was unconscious when we found her. But when she woke up, she didn't want to be touched. We had have some slaves get her to her cell. She was frantic. When we yelled "Be quiet Mary!" she kept on screaming, "My name is Myri! Myri!!!!" So I think that in addition to her fear of people, she lost her memory."

Boredom was smiling for the first time in a long time. So she's lost her memory. That's all the better, that little slut....."Take me to her cell!"

Kyle came busting into the girls room screaming, "Anne! Mandy! Wakeup!"

The girls grogilly awakend. "What? Wha's so important at eight in the morning?"

"Mary's on the move." That was enough for the two girls. They jumped out of bed not even getting into their clothes. Kyle's pajama's were good enough for him, so why not the two girls.

"Wait!" Anne cried.

The two looked around. Kyle and Mandy looked at each other. "Jean." After they found Jean wiggling in the closet, they immediately looked at the Mary Map. The dot had moved from Snowsdale back to Boredom's palace. But his time, her dot was a darker, deeper purple.

Kyle saw the confusion in Anne's face. "The darker the dot, the more company she has. Looks like she has some friends." You could tell his remark was sarcasm, and Mandy agreed with a half nod and an eye roll. The next thing they knew, Jean's obscenities became even more clear. All three unsuspecting Weird World employees turned around, unknowing what Jean had in store for them. With in seconds she was on top of Kyle beating him into a bloody pulp. Next she went for Mandy, booting her through the double-steel plated ceiling. And finally, Anne whom Jean never hurts all that seriously. This time, Jean thought her 'Instant Mallet' (tm) was quite appropriate.

All three injured high schoolers found their footing and mumbled a few obscenities. Mandy was about to counter attack, when Anne stopped her orange friend. "Mandy, we did deserve it. She has been locked in a closet for more than twelve hours. Plus, Kyle did punch her." Mandy's response was a nice short grumble.

The two had shared the cell for not more than 1 minute before John rushed to Mary's side. She was unconscious. Her nice olive skin was now a pale white.

She looks beautiful even if she isn't fully conscious... I wish she could feel the same way about me that i do about her. But she couldn't' touch another man with all of the stuff that has happened to her in the last few days. I just wish things were different. I wish we had met some other way. He leaned down to kiss Mary. Gently he caressed her cold lips with his, wetting them with his tongue. I wish he would really do that to me.....*pout*

The next thing John knew, Lord Hoggie was opening the door to their cell. Embarrassed, John quickly stood up before his Lord suspected this priest of trying to take advantage of her.

"John the Baptist Jr., you are charged with housing a criminal. What do you say priest?" His tone was inquisitive and accusing. John decided what he really wanted to do right now was kick his lordship in the nuts. REALLY hard. And repeatedly. "Well, priest? Do you have an answer? Do you have anything to say? Anything at all. I promise I won't hurt you in anyway."

John thought a moment. He could have sworn he heard emphasis on the 'I' in his sentence. "No, my Lordship."

"Good." He knelt down and touched Mary's cheek, lightly. He then bent down to kiss the girl on her lips, just as John had done a moment ago. John felt angered at this, he wanted to kill him for even touching her. Next thing he knew he attacked his lord. "Don't you ever touch her again you pig!!!!" He punched Boredom: once, twice, a third time, and he got a few more in before the guards finally got into the cell to restrain him.

"Well, well well... looks like priest boy has a weakness after all. See captain. I told you that harlot works her magic, even when she's unconscious." Boredom caressed Mary's cheek again, just to piss the priest off.

"Why you son-of-a-b!$@#!!! I'll get you!!!!!" The captain knocked him out and laid him on the ground, gently. (not as gently as you would think.)

"You know we have to get Mary."Anne said. She had spent most of the free time they had trying to keep Mandy immobilized. "We need ALL of us to defeat Boredom. Not the two of us and Kyle. Think of the results then!" Kyle grunted. Almost Hiei like. But i don't think i like this translation as much as i like Hiei's....."I didn't mean it like that Kyle."

"Mary can't wait forever. Look at all of those little dots within her vecinity. You can't say that she's alone right now. We have to go now. Or there's no telling what can happen." Jean said.

"Well it's about time! I have some repressed anger I need to release!" whooped Kyle.

When Myri finally woke up she was chained to a wall. Where am I? Why am I here? Why am I changed like an animal? Myri screamed, it appeared only one person heard her. He was a man, her height with pale white skin. He smiled at her. "It's about time you woke up, Mary."

She stood there puzzled. "Why do you call me Mary? My name is Myri. Myri I tell you!!!" He slapped her, and she began to cry.

"Because your bloody name is Mary!"

She was sobbing and shaking her head. "My name is Myri. I swear to you it is. Please, I'll give you everything I have, just please leave me be."

"And what of your priest friend? What will become of him without you?" he smirked. He didn't look to nice when he did that.

"What-what about him?"

"Why, my dear Mary-"

"Myri!"

"Mary, what will become of him? For example now..." the evil Lord gave a stupid symbol and then two guards brought a squirming man out, it was John. The guards brought him close to Mary/Myri so he could be chained up next to her.

"Mary! Thank God you're all right! I thought that pig might hurt you." He smiled, she frowned.

"Why does everyone call me Mary? I thought my name was Myri!"

John stared at her with an amazing stare, "Because that's who you are, Mary of the Weird World."

"Boredom Hoggie! Here we come!" All four Weird World employees stepped through a portal into the dimension of Communism.

"I can't be. I would have remembered. I just can't be. I can't be. Look at my clothes, they're ragged."

Boredom smiled, "I can only imagine what happened to you, but you can be sure I didn't' do it to you. But this- this is what I've been wanting to do." He cupped Mary's face and kissed her as best he could.

(i give it a 0.5)

"You bastard! You touch her again and I'll- I'll.--"

"You'll do what. Yell while I kiss her again?"

*Sound the music*

"No! IN THE NAME OF WEIRD I ORDER YOU TO STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR FRIEND!" was the sound of a hyper Jean. "Don't make me hurt you"

"On the contrary, don't make me hurt you."

"Huh? What do you mean piggie?"

Mandy's comment upset the little sow, because now he was calling his guards and some sort of thing into the room where the WW Soldiers were prepared to fight. "HA-HA! My dream of taking over the Weird World will be complete! I shall do it by...*dun dun duuuunn!!!* CHEMISTRY!!!! MUW- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!"

"And just how do you plan to do that, porky?" asked a grudging Kyle.

"Like this!" he kissed Mary for good luck. Or at least he tried to, she tried to bite off his face."Witch. When I'm done with them, you'll be my own personal slave."

"WHY I AUGHTA! IF I WASN'T IN CHAINS, YOU'D BE BACON BUDDY!" John screamed.

"Oh, the priest is upset. Boo-hoo. Now God won't let me into heaven. Oh-no. When I rule the world! I WILL be God!!!!! Release the weapon!" Suddenly, a strange figure walked out. "Bloody Mary and Mary, Queen of Scots are the same person Michael. Now, on to the beheading of Elizabeth I, the loosest woman in all of history." (I really enjoy this part. As you might be able to tell, I'm not exactly what you would call pious at all... Plus. The guy now talking is my history teacher, he has a habit of mixing up people, places and dates. He really did get Bloody Mary and Mary Queen of Scots confused. Michael brought in a HUGE book proving him wrong. The Elizabeth stuff is in there for fun...)

"Mr. Blowsy? WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU DOING HERE? Where's Mrs. Make-you-Weary?" asked Boredom.

"She's cleaning up all of chemicals we- I mean that she spilled." Mr. Blowsy LOVES women. (He does?- M.E.)

"What happened to Evil Teacher #3?" asked Jean.

Mr. Blowsy thought and thought and finally came up with the answer, "She's busy trying to control a riot at the school. The kids are shouting that she's too boring to teach."

"You're one to talk." replied Mandy.

"I heard that. Monday we'll have a test on how to please your teacher." He looked at Mary. In more than one way... (Alright. One of MPF's conspiracy theory's is that her history teacher Mr. Blowsy has a crush thingy on her. It's weird. But when I saw the way he looked at me when I put my hair down, you'd think this way too...) (You're nutz MPF- M.E.)

"You bastard! I heard what you said. And I DON'T forget!" Mr. Blowsy looked astonished. He didn't know his interest was a telepath.

"I would if I were you," sneered Boredom. "But wait. I've forgotten, you already have. HAHAHA!"

"Oh, but your wrong....you shouldn't slap women, when you do, they remember." Boredom's facial expression went blank. "And I know what you and your guards did. And you'll never live to regret it." Mary's chains came from the wall. "I'm baaack." She smiled and went straight to release John. "Hullo. I don't believe we've met, I'm Mary." She kissed him and went back to kick some Blowsy/Boredom butt. (Oh, like that's going to improve your grade...- M.E.)

"CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!" cried Jean. All four Weird World employees went for the guards. Kyle pounded some into smithereens. Although he didn't do quite as well has Jean had. Mandy had fun trying out her new Carrot Ball recipe. She got four guards with one ball. That's sticking together. Anne was hissing and pawing at the men, scratching up their faces. Together. All that the team had left was Boredom.

"Looks like the tables have turned, Boredom!" said Jean

"For the better it seems to," agreed Mandy

In the background there was a flesh hitting flesh kind of sound. All turned around."Ano... Mary, I think you've kicked him there enough." She was obviously out of breath and strength. "So do I." Kyle took this opportunity to free the priest. "John!" "Kyle!" was all the girls heard before they saw the roof starting to cave in. "I think someone got a little carried away." The four looked at Jean. "Oopsie."

"Shall we get out of here?" asked Anne.

"What about Bore..dom....Hey! Where'd he go?!?!" cried Mary. "I wanna give that guy a little gift."

"Hey, guys, look at the note. 'To the Weirdos who are soon to be destroyed...' interesting. How about we get out of here now, and read stupid note later." asked Jean.

They all agreed and jumped through a WST Jean had opened. Little did they know where they were all going...

"WOO-HOO!!! NAKIE BISHONEN! HERE I COME!!!!" was the excited cry of Jean.

All of the remaining shook they're head in disbelief. Mary muttered, "Re."

"She still has the note!!!" yelled Anne.

"We'll decipher it later. Either that or we'll set it on fire." said Mandy.

The girls and Kyle went off to try and stop Jean from fornicating with the bishonen. Leaving John and Mary alone.

They turned to each other and both started to say something. "You go first."

"No Mary, you go first."

"Okay, thank you. I just wanted to thank you. For EVERYTHING. Not taking advantage of me when you had several chances to. And for protecting me against Boredom."

"Well, i wouldn't exactly call it protecting. I kind of just yelled a lot." they both smiled. Once again the pair tried to speak, each talking the same time as the other. "Go ahead John. You let me go first last time."

"I was just going to say how nice it was being here with you."

"The feeling is mutual. The only question is... Do you want to stay here, with me?"

He searched for the right words to tell her. "You know I would love to, but I have a life in Snowsdale, and I can't leave it all behind." He saw her smile turn into a frown. "But that doesn't me we can't see each other!" She smiled again.

"Good. Because i don't think I've seen enough of you." She kissed him and they walked off towards Temptation Lake hand in hand. (Here, I'm making a reference to the fourth book in the Wild Magic series 'The Realms of the Gods' written by Tamora Pierce. Here, if you drink the water, you become over powered by temptation... it was funny what happened in the book... I liked the ending too...*thinks hentai mary thoughts™*)

THE END! Alright. All of these characters go to my school. JAMM (M.E. updated! *smiles*) owns all of the Weird World Characters. Kyle belongs to the skater people. John should belong to me, but at the moment he does not. Boredom will never belong to anyone! And those kissing scenes were all necessary! I do NOT like him in any way shape or form. Hope you enjoyed the story, My FIRST completed one...
~MPF

(Also, Evil Teacher #3, Mr. Blowsy, and Ms. Make-you-Weary do not belong to the MPF, they belong to themselves and she is entirely guilty of taking unfair advantage of these easy-to-manipulate plot devices
— M.E.)