Insert numerous disclaimers here. Lady of Unsanity: heh, heh, heh... Blue Jeans: What are you laughing about? Lady U: I just finished the Shakespeare unit in class, and we did "A Midsummer Night's Dream". B. Jeans: And? Lady U: Well, part of the story involves a love potion that causes whoever it gets used on to fall madly in love with the first thing that they see, whether they've hated it before or not. B. Jeans: (evil grin coming over her face) Do you have any? Lady U: (similar evil grin appearing on her face) Two whole bottles of it! And Mandy's asleep under a tree over there and Hiei's wandering around here somewhere.... B. Jeans: Is your computer ready? Lady U: Welcome to the first fic by me! Well, that I've actually gotten done. Though it isn't yet... Oh well. Heh, heh, heh.
A Midsummer Afternoon's Dream Mandy was exhausted. She had just put in a full day at school, which is enough to tire out anyone. Seeing a nearby tree, she sat down and leaned against it. Not noticing the powder drifting from the top of it, she started to doze off. However, thanks to the powder, she was soon in a deep sleep.
While Mandy slept Rachel sneaked around the tree, an evil grin spread across her face. In her hand was a small flower-shaped bottle. Pulling the top off, she brushed the liquid inside across Mandy's eyelids. It was orange. Drying quickly, an orange glow spread across Mandy. Rachel watched, shaking her head as Mandy turned completely orange. The glow was gone in a moment, and Rachel ran back to the others. "Mission accomplished!" she whispered to the others. " Okay then! On three! One, two, three!" Jean whispered. "HIEI!" they caroled as the diminutive demon came into view. "HN." he called back. His louder than normal response woke Mandy. "Hiei, have I beaten you up today?" she said, without opening her eyes. "Hn." "Didn't think so. So-" she said, cutting herself off as she opened her eyes. Staring at him, her expression changed from her usual to complete and total foolish love. She was so fixated on Hiei that she didn't notice her friends all slapping fives. "Hiei..." Mandy sighed. "Hn." "Did I hurt you yesterday? I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! I love you, my little carrot-bunny!" Hiei stared at Mandy. "Who are you, and what have you done with Mandy?" "I AM Mandy, my angel!" Hiei took in the scene. Mandy sitting on the ground, looking up at him with infatuation written all over her face under a big tree, Sailor Moon arguing with Sailor Mars, Andrew the Arcade Guy going over an order form, Mulder and Scully standing over a dead fake alien, Rachel, Jean and Anne laughing themselves sick.... "Ah-hah!" He walked over to them. "Yes?" Jean said innocently while Rachel and Anne tried to compose themselves. "You three did something to Mandy!" "I didn't do anything, Hiei. Why would you think I had anything to do with Mandy's condition?"Jean replied, while Anne and Rachel began to laugh harder than before. "Hn." he muttered. "He means that we always have something to do with it." explained Anne. "Hiei! Dost thou love me as I love thee?" Mandy queried. "Huh?" said everyone except Hiei and Rachel. "Hn." said Hiei, meaning "Huh?" "Uh-oh." said Rachel. "What do you mean, uh-oh?" yelled Jean and Anne. "Well, it's a Shakespearean potion, so I guess it makes Mandy talk in 16th century English!" Rachel said. Jean and Anne started to laugh again, while Mandy grabbed Hiei. "Do you have a cure for this?" asked Hiei, squirming a little bit as Mandy slowly cut off his blood supply. "Wellllll....no actually. Not one that lets Mandy remember this." Rachel scratched her head. But a moment later, a familiar evil grin came over her face. "But we can never LET Mandy forget it. Get the cameras!" Less than an hour later, Jean, Anne and Rachel were filming Mandy as she ran spouting bad Shakespearean poetry after Hiei, who though he liked Mandy, didn't like the new Mandy as much. "Just keep running Hiei! I don't think the potion makes her much faster!" Rachel called to the fire demon. "And don't worry! We only get about four hours of taping time thanks to these stupid batteries! So we get...twelve hours of tape!" Anne told him as the two ran by the hysterical camera crew. The End Jean: Well, that was fun. (All three break down again) Hiei: Hn. Mandy: I am going to kill you guys. Right after I destroy your tapes! All twelve hours! Andrew: What's this new game at the arcade? "Chase Hiei"? Mandy: Who are the characters? Andrew: There's only one. A girl in an orange outfit. Apparently the point of the game is to catch a short fire demon and give him a bouquet of ...carrots? (Mandy gives a if-looks-could-kill glare to the incoherent culprits, who make plans to move to another dimension.) Mandy: YOU GUYS ARE DEAD!!! D-E-A-D! Anne: Hey, we didn't do the game. Mandy: Then who did? Anne: Sega. It's being mass-produced and should come out sometime around Christmas. Mandy: (turns bright orange) That's it! CARROT BALL!
THOIP! Mandy: And for good measure.. I. V. WAVE!!! (Three carrots with limbs wander around saying "Must..get...in...touch...with...inner...vegetable...") --- |