Fushigi Yuugi and all its little characters belong to Watase Yu, not us (sadness). We also don't own Koenma- Yoshihiro Togashi does. We just borrow 'em all for some good ol' fashion non-profit fun! ^_^

Chiriko was sitting in his room, working hard on his studying. Suddenly, he had it, he was so sick of studying. Other kids his age played games like King of the Mountain or something. But not him, he lost his childhood. There was only one logical thing to do, start wailing.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" SWOOSH! In a flash, all the other seishis and the Miko were there.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"@#$%, can somebody please shut him up?" Tasuki clamped his hands over his ears, "Tama, Miaka, you guys are good with brats, make him shut up!"

"Chiriko, what's wrong?" Miaka knelt down next to the still wailing Chiriko.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WANNA SEE MANDY!!!!!!" he wailed.

"M-M-MANDY?!?!?!?!?" The seishis looked panicked, "Oh, please have mercy Chiriko, nooooo, not her!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WANNA SEE MANDY!!!!!!" he wailed again.

"Come on you guys, Mandy isn't that scary!" Miaka tried hard to change their opinion on her new weird seishi friend.

"OH, YES SHE IS!"

Miaka sighed and turned to Tama with her oh-so-kawaii face. Tama gulped. "Can you please get her Tamahome?" she smiled sweetly. Then her face turned dark and evil, "If you don't, I shall be forced to wail myself!"

"NOOOO MIAKA!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!" Nuriko quickly went to the ground.

"Please don't start wailing!" Hotohori begged, "We bow to your greatness, oh Suzaku no Miko!" All the seishis fell to the ground (except Chiriko, who was still wailing).

"Hurry up and get Mandy! Hey look, a weird swirly thing!" Miaka pointed, "Tama, move your fanny in there!"

"Mandy? Hey, are you here?" Tamahome stuck his head out and looked around the room, "Boy, it's a mess in here! OUCH!" he yelped as he fell out of the W.S.T. His foot hit something, a piggy bank? Without thinking, he grabbed it and shook it next to his ear. There was something in there! "MONEY!!!!" This was all nice and well but he still hadn't found Mandy yet. Sticking the piggy bank in his pocket, Tama cupped his hands around his mouth and hollered, "MANDY, CARROT DEMON FROM THE WORLD OF WEIRD, I SUMMON YOU TO ME!!! YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE YOU FRUITY LITTLE PUMPKIN, OR I'LL-"

BAM!!!! Mandy threw a heavy orange backpack into his face, "That's carrot Tamahome! C-A-R-R-O-T!!!!!!" Tama rubbed his face and looked at her. He gasped and his eyes widened from shock. Mandy wasn't in her carrot demon form! She looked totally normal with shoulder length sandy blond hair, blue eyes, and maybe some hint of cleavage sticking out beneath the front of her orange shirt.

"M-m-MANDY!!!" he gasped, "You really ARE a girl!"

"Wanna get hit again?" she swung her orange backpack around her. "What'cha want?"

"Chiriko- he wants to see you and he's having one of his little fits," Tama winced at the thought.

"Love to see him, but I can't, sorry Tama." She turned around and walked out of her room, "YEOWCH!!! You pervert, let go of my legs!"

"Please! Oh, please come with me!" he begged, "Miaka threatened to whine if I didn't bring you! Please, please, please, please!"

"Leggo! That hurts! You meanie~! Oh that's it, CARROT BALL!!!" THOIP!

Standing in the place of Tamahome, there was a huge orange carrot with limbs, "Mandy, what did you just do?"

"Let's just say orange is not your color," she said nervously, "Anyway, I can't go with you, I have my own babysitting to do."

"Who're you babysitting?" Carrot Tama asked.

Koenma stepped into the room, chewing on his pacifier, "Mandy, I'm hungry- hey, who's that?"

"That's (gasp) Tamahome?" Tasuki stared at the orange carrot in shock, "BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!! OH THIS IS RICH!!! TAMA, ORANGE IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT YOUR COLOR!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"Will someone please tell me what's going on?" Tamahome cried and headed toward one of the many mirrors Hotohori kept in his palace.

"I don't think you want to do that, no da-" Chichiri suggested. Too late.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Tamahome just stared at the mirror for a minute. Then he tried to murder Mandy.

"Let me go you perverted pond scum! It's your own fault!" Mandy preceded to pound Tama in the face a few times. Everyone stared at her.

"@#$%!!!. Who the @#$%, are you?" Tasuki gasped.

Carrot girl hit him on the head. "Duuhhh, I'm Mandy, dummy! Tamahome showed up in my room demanding to see me and we had a slight misunderstanding which resulted in him experiencing the most wonderful effects of the carrot ball." She stopped to take a breath.

Chichiri looked at her, "But, but you can't be Mandy, no da! Mandy is really short, no da, and she has orange hair, and... and..."

Hotohori said it. "And she doesn't have a bust." THOIP!

"Okay, so you *are* Mandy, no da" said Chichiri the carrot nervously.

"Yeah," added Hotohori the carrot.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

"Could you guys stop debating whether she's Mandy or not and SHUT UP CHIRIKO?!?!?!" Nuriko cried, hands over his ears.

"Where's Chiriko?" Mandy asked, changing into her carrot demon form.

"MANDY!!!! Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy!!!!" Chiriko burst into the room and latched onto her legs.

"See Koenma, SOME people appreciate me!" Mandy glared at the small figure that cowered behind her, then turned back to Chiriko. "Come on, I'll play a game of 'Go Fish' with you."

Chiriko clapped his hands, "YAY!"

"Koenma?" Nuriko looked around the girl with interest.

The small figure looked up quietly.

"Oh, how cute!" Hotohori the carrot squealed (i dunno, does he ever squeal?). "Not as cute as me of course, but still very cute. Would you like to come out of hiding?"

Koenma stepped forward nervously. He shot a scared look at Mandy and then turned his head back to the seishi.

Chichiri the carrot smiled, "Oh, so you're afraid of Mandy also, no da! See Tamahome, no da, I told you that it wasn't an isolated phenomenon, no da!"

Jumping up and down, Koenma smiled, "You mean you're afraid of Mandy too?! Oooh, you can join the 'Serious Guys Who Are Afraid of Mandy' Club! Hmmm... I guess we'll have to change the name and take the 'serious' part out..." His brow furrowed.

Two hours later, Mandy had discovered that Chiriko was a _very_ good 'Go Fish' (almost as good as Anne was at poker) and Koenma had recruited six (yes, six, this included Mitsukake) more people to the 'Guys Who Are Afraid of Mandy' Club. Mandy sighed and got up, all that card playing made her hungry. She turned to Miaka who had been playing with them, "Miaka, do you have any carrots around here?"

Miaka scratched her head, "Ummm, let's see, carrots are a New World vegetable and in this world the New World hasn't been discovered yet (I think), so that would mean that we don't have any carrots..."

Mandy's face got all kawaii, "No-no carrots? *sniff* *sniff* WWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MANDY WANNA EAT CARROTS! MANDY WANNA EAT CARROTS! WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!"

The seishi groaned, they just went from one wailing teenager to another around here...

M.E.: Hee hee!

B. Jeans: Oh great, you made it center around yourself again...

M.E.: I know, isn't it great?!

B. Jeans: *gag*

M.E.: Obake-chan, can I have my piggy bank back now, please?

Tamahome: Erk...