Hiei belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi and rest of the bishonens belongs to Yu Watase. Valerie belongs to herself.

"Valerie..."

Valerie clutched her pillow and her stuffed teddy bear closer to her. She was dreaming that somebody was calling her name.

"Valerie..."

Snore.

"VALERIE WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAKKK!!!!!" She shot up, huffing and puffing.

Jean grinned at her from a safe distance, since Valerie was quite scary when she got mad.

"Jean, why are you in my room at the middle of the night?"

"You have been summoned by the Goddess Fred," Jean bowed swiftly and pulled out her broom, "Get on."

"What, you mean there really is a Weird World?" Valerie gasped.

"No duh!"

"Daa! Jean-chan, I had a little accident with my kasa, can I get a ride, no da?" a figure suddenly landed on top of the new recruit.

"Of course Chichiri, but I advise you to get off of my friend before she turns violent," she shook her finger as the monk hopped off.

"Gomeneh, didn't mean to land on you, no da!" Chichiri grinned pleasantly as she glared at him.

Jean gestured toward her broom and Chichiri got on behind her. With a little bit of hesitation, Valerie climbed on.

"Fred, I have carried out your orders!" Jean sang cheerfully as they arrived at the House of Fred.

"Great," Fred reclined in her chair, "Jean, you are promoted to become a Weird World Guide, you've been too weird for your own good lately."

Jean squeals and bows as Chichiri and Valerie applauded.

"Anyway, Valerie, you are to become Jean's chaperone..."

"WHAT?!?!?! I DON'T NEED A CHAPERONE!!!!!" Jean shrieked at the top of her lungs.

"Don't make me say all those things you did to the natives," Fred snapped, "How about a test, Jean go into the Silver Room and stay in the corner. No drooling, and no touching ANYTHING."

"Ch, piece of cake," she shrugged and left.

Valerie turned to, "Fred, isn't that a little easy?"

"Not for her for she is a loyal member of the DTFC," the goddess grinned at the thought.

"Okay, hey, where did the blue monk dude go?"

"He's in the Silver Room."

"????"

Jean walked through the halls of the House of Fred and into the Silver Room. She plopped down on the corner and stared at the wall. All of a sudden, the room was crowded with the hot, hot male characters of Fushigi Yugi. In trunks.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" she screamed.

They all turned to her, smiling as if she amused them. Jean began to twitch as the corners of their mouths went up into seductive smiles.

No, I will be strong, I will resist! Jean said over and over to herself, be strong, be strong, be whoa... CHICHIRI!!!! Never seen those muscles before... no, be strong, be strong, be strong, be strong, be str... NURIKO?!?!?!? Wow, he is a man! NAKKIE-POO!!!!

The drool-worthy twins, Amiboshi and Suboshi walked over and sat down next to her, "Jean, how are you?" Amiboshi smiled.

"F-f-fine," she stuttered and smiled awkwardly, noticing their hard muscled chests.

"You're looking very nice today," Suboshi leaned over and sniffed her hair, "You smell nice too, new shampoo?"

She nodded, blushing furiously.

"Hey, everyone, Jean's been going to Victoria's Secret!" Amiboshi called out to all of them.

Hotohori walked over in speedos, Jean nearly fainted.

"Mmm, you do smell nice Jean," he inhaled deeply.

"LEKKA SHIEN!!!!"

The twins and Hotohori were fried, their bathing suits were brown but still intact (darn it).

Oh god no, Jean looked horrified; please don't let that be Tasuki, please don't let that be Tasuki, please don't let that be Tasuk... Life is not fair.

The potty-mouthed, pyromaniac walked over and sat next to her. He inhaled deeply as well, his nose very close to her neck. She couldn't see him in his trunks yet but she couldn't look at him, or even touch him. Tasuki raised an eyebrow and began to run his fingers through her hair. Pulling ever so gently, he turned her head around and made Jean stare at him. The whole thing (yes he was wearing trunks).

I'm going to be strong, I'm going to be strong, she repeated over and over. Her mouth started to become over filled with saliva. No, my job depends on this, my reputation depends on this, my image depends on this, my... ooh, Tasuki! The dam was about to break.

KABOOSH! The wall broke down and a black flash gathered the about-to-drool girl and high tailed it out the hole.

"Crap," Tasuki sulked.

"Hiei?" Jean looked confused at her savior.

"Hn."

The two stared at each other as tears appeared in Jean's brown eyes and she burst into sobs.

"WAAAHHH!!! Hiei, I was so scared!!!!!" she clutched on to his cloak, "It was horrible, all those buff, practically naked bishonen and, and I had to keep the tongue I my mouth and my hands to myself!!!!!!"

"Okay, okay, you're safe now and you're soaking my cloak," he pulled away from her.

Jean wiped the tears from her eyes, "So why did you save me?"

"Well, hn, because you, umm, helped me with," he trailed off and turned away from her, "Even though I don't like you very much, you're too much of a slut sometimes, ya know."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!" she shrieked, "Did you just call me a slut? Oh, you jerk!" she slapped him across the face.

"OW!!! That hurt, why the hell did you do that after I saved you?" he yelled back and rubbed his cheek.

"Well, that doesn't count since you called me a slut, you stupid piece of..."

"Maybe because you are a slut!"

"Why you mother @#$%-in piece of sh**!"

Hiei stared at her, "You just cussed..."

"I do that when people call me a slut, bimbo, or easy," Jean glared at him and started to pummel the guy senseless.

"Hey, what kind of person are you to pummel your savior?!?" he yelped.

"Well, what kind of person are you to call the person you just saved a slut?!?!" she kept on beating him.

"Well, Valerie, since she was about to drool, so you're the new chaperone," Fred smiled as Valerie did a weird and wacky dance, "That's the spirit!"

Mandy appeared with a mop, "Here Valerie, you're going to be riding this, to wipe up the drool."