Insert disclaimer here (click), disclaimer inerted.

Notes: It all began after our fourth period class. M.E. and I were standing at our lockers discussing our stories when we realized that, gosh darn it, we wanted mecha!

Suboshi: MECHAAAAA!! MECHAAAAAAA!! MECHAAAAAAAAA!!!

Blue Jeans: (WHAP)

Suboshi: Mecha? *.*

Blue Jeans: (ahem) ^^;; Anyway, this is how we thought up this story and now, Weird World has their own-

M.E.: SHHH!!! You're giving it away!

Blue Jeans: Oh- right!

All: READ THE STORY!

Valerie was humming to herself as she carefully painted her nails with sparkly clear nail polish. It was a very special night for her, it was her and Touga's five month anniversery!

B.A.D. (Brief Author Discussion)

Rapunzel: It's been five months? How time flies-

M.P.F.: Really? Could've fooled me!

M.E.: (shrug) Who knew? Besides, we're noit the ones writing this story!

Blue Jeans: (grumbles) Backseat writers-

End of B.A.D.

Her eyes sparkled as she selected the outfit she would wear. Their evening had been carefully planned out: first dancing, then dinner at a nice restaurant and then, a romantic, moon light walk on the beach. Oh, she could hardly wait! Fred had even given them the night off and some how gotten Hikaru to chaperone Jean (much to the miko's great regret).

Suddenly, phone rang.

"Hello?" she answered.

"Valerie? This is Touga."

"Hi Pookie! When are you going to pick me up?

B.A.D.

M.P.F. and Rapunzel: POOKIE??!? O.O

Blue Jeans and M.E.: ^_____^ Hee hee hee-

End of B.A.D.

"Uhh-" Touga trailed off. "I'm sorry honey, Fred gave me some work to do- so I, I have to cancel-"

"WHAT?!" Valerie's eyes widdened, "Oh- I understand-"

"I'm sorry- ACK! I have to go! Love you!"

Click went the phone.

Valerie slowly replaced the reciever and walked over to the window. The moon shone as the stars sparkled in the beautiful night sky. She felt very ANGRY!

"FREEEEEEEEED!!!" she screamed as the angry girl tore through the hallways of the House of Fred. She didn't care that the employees of the House of Fred were staring at her in shock, her evening was ruined so she had a legitimate cause to be upset.

Fred was working in her office, well actually, she was playing Hearts on the computer, when Hurricane Valerie attacked.

"WAAAAGH!" the almighty goddess panicked as Valerie, with her incredible battle aura, stared her down.

The door flew open and in ran the Weird no Seishi, Weird no Miko and Chris who had no official title yet. Anne was wearing an apron and holding onto a wooden spoon dripping with chocolate frosting. Hikaru and Mandy had chocolate all over thier mouths. Jean was wearing her exercise clothing, while Mary was dripping wet and had nothing but a towel wrapped around her body.

"Vally-chan, what's going on?" Jean exclaimed.

"Oooh- something smells good," Rachel remarked, "Anne were you baking?"

"Yeah, chocolate cake," Anne answered, glaring at Hikaru and Mandy. Hikaru looked sheepish while Mandy managed to put on a pure, innocent expression on her face.

"What? What?" She asked, pretending to be clueless.

"Stop acting innocent you twit! You tried to steal the bowl full of frosting!" The cat girl shouted.

"Moi?"

"Oui, TOI!"

"He made me do it!" Mandy pointed to Hikaru, who had scapegoat written all over his face.

"SILENCIO, POR FAVOR!!!" Valerie suddenly shouted.

Everyone shut their mouths immediately. Mandy took the liberty of wiping the chocolate off her face with Adrienne's tail.

"Fred," Valerie began icily, "Why did you give Touga work todo even though you promised us the night off?"

Fred's eyes widdened, "But I didn't!"

"But-but he said you did!"

"I tell you, I didn't!" She protested, "I don't go back on my promises unless it's a really-super-tremendously-BIG emergancy!"

Everyone nodded and Valerie cooled down. Then she began to cry.

"B-but why-y-y wo-o-ouuld h-hh-h-e-e ca-nc-el?" the poor girl sobbed.

"AWWW!" the girls surrounded their friend in a large, group hug.

"There must be some reason!" Mary exclaimed.

"Yeah, Touga's not the cheating type!" Erin added.

They all stared at her.

"Well, he just flirts a lot-" she added.

"Not to mention oogles," Anne pipped up.

"And glomps," Rachel remarked for the record.

"But he doesn't cheat!" Jean said quickly, "He loves Vally too much!"

"Sure- they all say that, OW!" Mandy rubbed her arm where Steph hit to be quiet.

"(sniff sniff) Thanks guys," Valerie sniffed, "I feel better- a little."

"Hey, I have an idea! Let's go look for him!" Adrienne exclaimed.

"Yeah but where can he be?" Hikaru wondered, "I mean, Weird World's HUGE!"

"THAT IS WHERE I COME IN!" Chris stepped in and posed majestically.

"Oh, hi Tink! Didn't know you were here!" Mandy chirped happily.

"SHUT UP!" He glared at her. "Pokeball, GO!"

"Marrow!" chirped the little blue Pokemon.

"AWWWW! How CUUUTEEEE!!" The girls exclaimed.

"Marrow, go find Touga!" Chris ordered.

Marrow went off as the serch began.

THIRTY MINUITES LATER-

"My feet hurt-" Erin muttered.

"Mandy hungry," Mandy whinned, "Mandy eat Anne!"

"NO MANDY WILL NOT!"

"I'm cold!" Mary announced, still wearing nothing but a towel.

Hikaru pulled off his jacket and tossed at at her. Valerie's face grew sadder and sadder as the group walked on. Suddenly, Jean looked up.

"AAAHHHH!!! LOOK!! LOOK!" She pointed wildly as the group looked up, "IT'S A GUNDAM!!"

"What?"

"How?"

"COOOOOOOOOL!!!" Jean immediately called back her Pokemon and flew toward the gundam at the speed of Mach 5, never minding the minor fact she had ditched her friends.

"HEY! Come back!" Anne called after her.

"Matte, matte!" Mandy hurried after the flying girl.

"WAAAAAAAIIIIIIT UPPPP!" Everyone else shouted as they commenced to run.

When they finally caught up to her, they found her flying around the Gundam and exclaiming how cool it was and how much she wanted to pilot it.

"Duo NEVER lets me pilot Deathscythe! Neither do Quatre, Heero and Wufei!" Jean exclaimed, "Trowa does sometimes, but that's when he's in a good mood."

"He has moods?" Mary whispered to Rachel.

"News to me."

"Hey look!" Mandy shouted and picked up a tag that was attachted to the large blue mecha. "Special Edition Fluffy Bunny Muncher."

"FLUFFY BUNNY MUNCHER??"

B.A.D.

All writers: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

End of B.A.D.

"That's all great, but where's Touga?" Valerie asked.

"He's right here!" Jean shouted from the cockpit. "Hey guys! Hurry up and get up here!"

They flew up there, the ones who couldn't fly were levitated by Fred's Great Goddess Fred Powers.

"Touga? Where?" Valerie peered inside the cockpit.

"Right here," Jean patted the Gundam.

"HUH?!"

The creen to the right of Jean blinked and made a beeping noise.

HEY MARY, NICE STUFF!!

"AAAHHH!! IT'S ALIVE!!" Anne screeched.

"And it's a pervert too!" Mandy added and glared.

"Oh, the robot just has good taste, that's all!" Mary said airly, twirling a damp brown curl around her finger.

Everyone groaned.

"I think this proves that it's Touga," Erin rolled her eyes.

"Hentai-ness and everything," Rachel added.

HEY I LOVE WOMEN! I ESPECIALLY LOVE MY VALERIE! (knows that they can't hurt him in this form)

"Awwww!" The women chorused.

"T-Touga?" Valerie asked carefully, her brown eyes wide with shock.

CAN YOU ACCEPT ME LIKE THIS? IT'S SOME KINDA WEIRD CURSE THAT WHENEVER A FULL MOON IS OUT, I TURN INTO A MOBILE SUIT. I'M SO SORRY VALERIE; I NEVER WANTED TO WORRY YOU LIKE THIS.

"Awwww!" The women chorused again.

The men made disgusted faces, Fred pulled back her magic around them and they fell to the ground with fadding screams.

Valerie sniffed and smiled through her tears. "No matter what happens, you'll always be my Pookie!"

"POOKIE?!" The girls exclaimed, "She calls you Pookie?"

-HEY-UMM-WELL-

"HAHAHAHAA! POOKIE!!! A BIG SCARY MOBILE SUIT NAMED POOKIE!!"

CUT IT OUT! YOU GUYS! VALERIE, MAKE THEM STOP!

"Sorry Pookie-" Valerie giggled, "It is kind of funny-"

---AWWWW MAAAAN--

And so, after rounds and rounds of hearty laughter, it was decided that Valerie would take control and pilot Fluffy Bunny Muncher, a.k.a. Gundam Pookie. With the mystery solved, they all returned home where they discovered that Anne's cake had been burnt to a crisp.

THE END!

M.E. & Blue Jeans: (doing Gen-chan/Kouji dance) WE HAVE A ME-CHA! WE HAVE A ME-CHA!

M.P.F.: Fluffy Bunny Muncher-Hee hee hee!

Rapunzel: Why does the cake have to be burned? Why?!

M.P.F.: It makes the fans want more!

Touga: (groans) Why do I have to be the mecha? Why not Hikaru?

Rapunzel: (glaring) Hikaru doesn't NEED to be the mecha! He's already the Weird no Miko!

Touga: Oh, yeah (snickers)!

Rapunzel: HEEEY! (begins hitting him with her French book)

Touga: AAAHHH!! I'M SORRY! HAVE MERCY ON ME! HELP!

Rapunzel: NON! TU ES TRES MECHANTE! (well, not really)

Other writers: -_-;; she's babbling in French again-