The YYH gang belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi and other things I forgot to mention just don't sue me! PLEASE!!!

"Aww, this really sucks!" Yusuke whined, "Why do we have to take orders from that midget nerd anyway?"

"Because if we don't, we'll end up in Meikai," Kurama sighed as he, Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei hiked up a mountain.

They have been ordered to go to the mountain and investigate some kind of strange power that has been going on there for quite sometime.

"What kind of power would be in a deserted place like this?" Kuwabara shuddered, looking around the dark forest for the Boogieman, "This place even keeps bugs away!"

"Maybe some kind of hidden treasure is here!" Yusuke's eyes lit up and he rubbed his hands together expectantly.

That made the two men hurry up the mountain. Kurama sighed and looked at his watch. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" came Kuwabara's ear-piercing shriek.

"Looks like we gotta help those two bakas," Hiei grumbled as he and Kurama did the tree bouncing thingy up the mountain.

When they got up there, they found some kind of strange temple but no Yusuke and Kuwabara.

"Well, let's knock on the door and see if these people knew if they went this way," Kurama sighed again and was about to knock on the door when Hiei just jumped over the fence, "Wait! Hiei! DangŠ" When in Rome, do what the Romans do, being a good little fox demon, he jumped over the fence.

The two of them strolled down the elaborate temple when they heard some voices giggling and talking near the back. When they got there, they saw the most amazing thing that two males ever had the honor of seeing. Seven women (and the occasional orange headed child) bathing in the Hot Springs! Yeah baby, yeah! The women were slender, well muscled and BUXIOUM! The occasional orange haired child was scrubbing down something that looked like a cross between a beige cat and a rabbit. Suddenly, the one with blue streaked hair and blue and silver butterfly wings shrieked and pointed at them, "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MEN!!!!"

All the women shrieked and grabbed towels.

"Wait, I'm sorry!" Kurama tried to explain when they threw soaps, shampoos, towels, conditioner, kitchen sinkŠ kitchen sink? AARRGH! It was headed straight for him. Suddenly, it just vanished. He opened his eyes to see a young teen with long black hair and eyes just like Yusuke. She looked at him with a hunger in her eyes.

"DIBS~!" she squealed and wrapped her arms firmly around him.

"Wha, wah?" Kurama blushed and stumbled backwards.

"Jean, you traitor!" the occasional child stood up, "I thought you said that you hated men!"

"You never said Bishonen!" Jean grinned, "Besides, I thought you liked Hiei!"

"I do NOT!!!" she shrieked, her face turning bright red.

"Now, let's everyone all calm down," four men came on the scene. One was a black haired, gray-eyed clone cat demon of Kurama while the other was Rutherford (which I can not describe since I do not know how he looks like). The other two were Yusuke and Kuwabara.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! More men!" the women cried and started in on them.

"You perverts! You sex-crazed, dirty pigs! YouŠ"

"STOP!!!!!" Jean shouted, "Okay, men, out! Meet us in the main room and we'll straighten out this mess after we get some clothes on!"

"Okay, now what was that all about?" a girl with short brown hair demanded.

"Yeah, we can't even take a bath anymore without getting peeped!" another girl with a foxtail and ears sighed.

All of them women had changed into kimonos and were glaring at the men in bloody murder.

"Intros first!" a girl with brown hair and glasses shook her finger, "I'm Fred, Goddess of the Weird World."

"I'm Mandy!" the occasional child piped up, "Goddess in training, weird seishi and head guide."

"Name's Jean," she brushed her hair out of her eyes, "Chaperone, extra terrestrial and head weird seishi."

"Anne," she nodded, her green cat ears bobbed with her, "Cat demon, 2nd in command of the guides and weird seishi."

"This is going to take forever!" the fairy girl shouted, "I'm Steph, that's Mary (short brown hair), Adrienne (regular fox demon girl) and Erin (the one who threw the kitchen sink). The men are Rutherford and Hikaru! We females are the weird seishis, Rutherford is 2nd in command of the Weird World and Hikaru's our priest and Anne's boyfriend. Rutherford is Fred's one true love. NOW WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!"

"Urameshi Yusuke," he muttered and retreated behind Kurama.

"Umm, Kurama," Kurama backed away from them.

"KUWABARA KAZUMA!!!" he said proudly.

BANG! Erin heaved a kitchen sink at him.

"HieiŠ"

"BISHONEN!!!!" Jean jumped and latched herself firmly to Kurama.

"Behave yourself," Fred glared at her. Hikaru also glared at his cousin.

"Oh fine." She plopped down next to Anne, "So why are you here?"

"Koenma-sama felt some kind of strange power here and he sent us to see what it was and take pictures of what we found," Yusuke held up his camera.

All the women had super mad expressions on their faces, "That pervert is soooo deadŠ"

"Come again?" Kurama raised an eyebrow.

"Isn't it obvious?" Anne sighed, "Every couple years, we weird world seishis come down from Weird World to this temple and relax. Koenma's been trying to get naked pictures of us since then."

"It's not the first time that happened," Adrienne nodded, "Every time we're down here, he sends photographers here and we can't even get a chance to unwind!"

"And the 'strange power' is our chi," Erin said as she glanced over at the unconscious Kuwabara, "I think I threw that too hard, hitting things with your head is bad for your brain."

Hiei scoffed, "It's not like he had a brain to damage in the first place!"

"As long as you guys are here," Jean's eyes gleamed mischievously, "Why don't we have a littleŠ fun?"

Kurama blushed and noticed how attractive all the girls were. Jean walked over and helped him up. Leaning on his arm, she led him out the door. The wind blew her hair into his face and he inhaled her fresh scentŠ

"Koenma-sama!" Yusuke sang as he and the rest walked into the room.

Koenma looked up from his huge pile of papers. He opened his eyes with interest, "Did you guys find out what it was?"

"The Great Kuwabara Kazuma was the first one to find out what the weird power thingy was!" Kuwabara said proudly.

"Well, did you take pictures?" he tried hard to sound not to eager.

Yusuke shook his head, "We something better than pictures, come on in girls!"

With a mighty battle cry, all the seishis and the goddess charged in and began chasing the terrified perverted god around the room.

"Hey, Kurama, I learned something today," Hiei said.

"Really, what did you learn?"

"Revenge is quite sweetŠ"