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World Domination

For some strange reason, World Domination has always been a very realistic thing for me. I support World Domination in several ways:

Green Eggs and Ham will take over the world with Inertia
Mandy and Anne will take over the world through clover chains
Adrienne is Queen of the Universe (this is undisputable)

But, one way or another, Green Eggs and Ham will attempt World Domination. It is inevitable.

When Anne and I do take over the world, and we plan to someday, we have already figured out who gets what:

Adonesia- Indonesia

Adrienne- Paupa New Guinea, Liechtenstein, Belgian Congo, France

Anne- Alaska, also some unnamed island for an aviary

Belinda- Ecuador

Brendan- Sweden, Finland, and Austria

Chad- Russia

Chris- the small portion of Utah that Mary doesn't get (hey, he wanted something)

Elmon the King Slug- Bangladesh

Erica- Korea (shared with Jean) and Japan (shared with Jean)

Earnest- China, Zimbabwe

Jasmine-chan- Chichiri, Nuriko, and Tasuki (don't tell Jean about Tasuki!! ^.^;;)

Jean- Korea (shared with Erica), Konan (from Fushigi Yuugi), and Japan (shared with Erica) (she has promised more anime translations into English!)

Josh #1- Cuba and Florida

Josh #4- Bermuda Triangle

Justin- Madagascar

Kyle- Faulkland Islands, Central Park

Ms Godberg- New Zealand

Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat- Luxembourg

Grant- Marianas Trench and Mt. Everest (he's sort of psycho, ok?)

Lady Hakreh - Egypt and Ireland

Liz- New Zealand

Mandy- the U.K., Antarctica, the Moon, and Australia

Mary- most of Utah, Norway (shared with Rachel), and Las Vegas

Rachel- the Netherlands and Norway (shared with Mary)

Stephanie- Berkeley CA, Hell, and the part of Africa with the most giraffes

Tyler- Tunisia and the Fed. States of Micronesia

Valerie- ocean around Hawaii, and all the (cute) Hawaiian guys ^^;;

If you too wish to own something, please write to me at manda_hunter@yahoo.com with your request. Please put 'World Domination' as the subject. If I decide for some reason or another that you cannot own your requested land mass, I will write back to you and offer some suggestions.

My good buddy Fred demanded that we also destroy France, since she hates French people. After some arguing, we made a compromise: all French people will be put on a space station and then sent to Alpha Centauri. Chris, being the nice guy that he is, has "volunteered" to be in charge of the space station. We intend to call it "The Space Station That is Carrying All Those Annoying French People and is Ruled by the Former ROTC Dude Who Still Eats Lunch With Us". As this is a long name, and I happen to have a passion for acronyms, it has been shortend to: T.S.S.T.I.C.A.T.A.F.P.A.I.R.B.T.F.R.O.T.C.D.W.S.E.L.W.U.—> since I'm new with acronyms, it doesn't say anyting interesting. If you want interesting acronyms, read the Disney comics that have the Junior Woodchucks in them.

Do not attempt to stop us! If we do not achieve World Domination, someone else will, and we cannot guarantee that they will be as understanding as us.

My mother has only one thing to say about all this: NOPE

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